What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot… steak..,? the ole’ prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! ‘howdy there sherriff’ as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion… country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
This made me chuckle, clawference x3
Reddit user /u/FuturePunk made these cool retro-style designs of modern media/internet companies.
…. Why the hell didn’t I think about this…
Then perhaps I could had started getting some cash for stuff like that..
URGH… URGH I SAY.
Still, it’s cool.






